by InsaneLlama
Insanellama woke up alone in the pokécenter, the others must have returned to their rooms. “Yep,” he thought, Icy’s porygon wasn’t there. “I hope they don’t mind riding on the ship,” thought insanellama as he collected his pokemon, and mounted Rapidash. “Giddyup,” he said as he directed the horse out of the center, across the deck, and up the stairs to their room. When he got there, he found everyone but Lonewolf still asleep. “Howdy there, we’d better wake these guys up before they miss the whole party,” said Insanellama.
“YEEEHAAAWWWW! RISE AND SHINE!” insanellama yelled, jolting the others awake. For his trouble, icy shocked him. “Let’s all go get some breakfast,” insanellama said. They went to brock’s diner. They saw random with the girl from yesterday, and discretely picked a table half way across the diner. Icy kept staring at the ketchup bottle. Insanellama popped the top for him, and handed it over. When the waitress got there, they made their orders. “And, Oh can we have a refill on ketchup,” said Insanellama almost laughing as Icy sucked the bottle dry.
“Pika chu PI PI!” said icy, disabling the translator for a second. The waitress returned with their orders, and three bottles of ketchup. While they ate, he finished them all.
“He’s one hungry pikachu,” the waitress said returning with the check.
“Yea, well, there’s nothing average about this pikachu, believe me,” said Insanellama not wanting to relate icy’s narrative at the moment. They paid the bill, and headed for the market district.
“Uh oh, there’s those jackass trainers from before,” said Toocold, pointing to the far end of the isle. Same number as yesterday, about twelve. Since they were already heading down that isle, Insanellama just picked up his pace a little. Pretty soon he was at a run, then he mounted Rapidash, and sped up even further. The others had long since given up keeping up with him, and kept running at their best speed, with icy in the lead on his bicycle.
“WOOOOO GIRL!,” said Insanellama bringing rapidash to a halt inches from the lead man’s face. He dismounted. The others arrived a few seconds into Insanellama’s stare down on the lead man. Insanellama suddenly noticed the wrestling ring in the corner.
“What do you fellers say to a handicap match, Me, X, Toocold, and Firestorm against all of you. Tag-team rules, no disqualification, and Firestorm and toocold will put away their weapons. If you are pinned you are eliminated, and make no bones about it, Icy and My rapidash will enforce the eliminations.” said Insanellama to the 12 men. They all laughingly agreed, and got in the ring.
Insanellama was in first, so was(for the purposes of the match the other team will have numbers, 1 through 12) 1. 1 dove right for Insanellama’s bad knee. Insanellama expertly jumped over and came down with a thud on 1’s back. Insanellama grabbed his arm, twisted it behind his back, and picked him up in a hammer lock. He tagged in Toocold who came in with a clothesline from the top turnbuckle. Insanellama stepped back out of the ring. When the man was out of his grip, 1 ran for the other corner, and made a diving tag. 2 came in with a missed missile dropkick. When he got up he was caught by a roundhouse from toocold. He continued the martial arts attack by delivering two chops to 2’s throat. Then a kick in the gut, and a STUNNER! the man was out. Toocold pinned him, and rolled him out of the ring. 3, 4, and 1 decided to take advantage of the no-dq rules, and came into the ring all together. 3 and 1 each went for a leg. 4 grabbed him in a chokehold from behind. They accidentally forced him into his own corner. He tagged in firestorm. He ripped the man with 4 off of toocold, and threw him out of the ring. Toocold and Firestorm went to work on 3 and 1, pummeling them with lefts and rights. Then they body slammed them, and got the pins. 3 down nine to go. 4 jumped back into the wring with a steel chair, “CLANG!” it only served to wake toocold up, he turned around in a fit of adrenaline. 4 jumped at him, swinging with the chair, and connecting on the head. Toocold just stood there, he rammed his head into steel beams for fun, as did firestorm, so this was nothing unusual for him. Toocold was hit yet again, and laughed at the man. Suddenly with lightning speed, he ducked another swing, and dropkicked 4’s knees. Within seconds, he had the man in a figure four, and tapping out. Toocold threw him out of the ring, 8 left. Toocold finally exited the ring, leaving firestorm alone.
I’ll put your fire out, 5 yelled as he came in with a fire extinguisher. walloping Firestorm in the bad shoulder. He continued this line of attack by using an arm-bar take down on the same arm. He succeeded in dislocating the shoulder. Firestorm was in trouble. The man started brutally kicking the shoulder. Someone from outside the ring threw a steel chair to 5, the throw was a little off, and firestorm caught it with his good arm. and swung repeatedly at 5. When 5 finally got off of him, he pulled himself up, and tagged in X. Insanellama and Toocold popped Firestorms shoulder back into place, and watched X. X gave a good solid chop to 5’s throat. From there, a kick to the gut, and then a knee-lift. Then more kick to the gut. The man was set up, and X just had to oblige, he gave the man a DDT, and pinned him. 5 down 7 to go. The other 7 decided to make this quick, they all jumped into the ring at once. when they did so, Insanellama, Toocold, and Firestorm jumped in also. 4 on 7 the four a little worse for the wear, and the 7, fresh. Quadruple dropkick, They each connected with the jaw of one man. the other three were a little stunned, and didn’t have time to help before the 4 dropkick-ees had been stunned and pinned. The other three laid down.
“NO!, they aint gonna LOOSE THAT EASY!” said Insanellama picking one up and giving him a DDT. Pinned. 2 remained. Toocold and Firestorm set up one of them for the famous Road warriors Double team. It worked, and only one remained. “HE’S MINE!” said insanellama. Setting the man up on the top rope. Then he jumped, and grabbed a hold of the man’s head with both legs, TOP ROPE FRANKENSTINER! He pinned him, and Clan caterpie walked triumphantly away from the ring.
They walked toward the little booths and huts again. Insanellama stopped at a gun-shop. “Ahh, the old colt .45 Peacemakers, 6 .45 caliber shots per pistol.” Insanellama was in love, and his holsters were empty, so he bought a brace of them, and 4000 rounds of ammo, which except for 12 rounds, went into Rapidash’s saddlebags. Insanellama lovingly field-stripped the weapons, cleaned and oiled them, reassembled, and loaded them. He had been a fair shot back home. He returned, and bought a smith and wesson rifle. it held 20 cartridges at once. He bought 500 rounds for it, loaded it, and put it across rapidash’s saddle. Toocold, not sharing Insanellama’s love for antique weapons purchased a desert eagle 357 magnum, fully automatic, and 4000 rounds for it. Toocold bought a browning .22 caliber, loving it for it’s silence, and the silencer that had come with it. Well, now they were armed to the teeth for trouble, but didn’t go looking for it. They walked down the deck, looking at the many different shops.
Icy went on a splurge, and bought a gallon container of ketchup, which was almost as big as he was. It had a straw like attachment, and was set in the form of a backpack. Like a camel back bicycle riders wear during long rides.
To Be Continued…
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