by RandomTask and InsaneLlama
When they got to the pokecenter the nurse had put a sign on the desk, sorry at the Pokemon Fanatic Clubhouse, use this potion. Toocold sprayed some of the potion on his pokemon, and Firestorm did the same. “Let’s go see what’s happenin at that place, I think it’s just up the road.” said Toocold. They walked out, and toward the club. There was a sign on the door “If the house is rockin, don’t bother knockin, just come on in.” Since music was blaring from speakers, they walked in. They saw a group of about seven trainers, and one pikachu in a circle. “Hi there you two, I’m insanellama, this is random, icy, blackhole, x, dev, and christof. We’re Clan Caterpie, what are your names?” said insanellama pointing to each member. “Well, I’m Toocold,” said Toocold. “I’m firestorm,” said Firestorm. “Together we are FIRE AND ICE!” they said in unison. “Calm down there, we don’t wanna fight.” said Insanellama. “Nethier do we, we’re still calmin down from takin out a couple of punk rocket members.” said Toocold. “Well how bout that then, most of us have had our little run-ins with Team Rocket too,” said Insanellama, “Icy here, isn’t a normal pikachu, he’s a trainer,(insanellama relates the rest of icy’s tale).” Someone in the back yelled, “Hey, anyone got a light, we need to start the barbeque.” Firestorm got the nozzle on his flamethrower out, “Yea, where’s it at?”
“It’s right here,” the man said pointing. “Ok, EVERYONE DUCK!” from approximately twenty yards away, a flame shot to the barbeque, which was soon blazing. “Thanx,” said the man. “Nice shot Firestorm,” said Toocold.
“Well guys,” said X, “it’s gettin a little crowded in here for me, anyone wanna take a walk?” Firestorm, Toocold, and Insanellama all went outside with X, saying to the group “We’ll be back in a little while.”
Meanwhile just outside the window
“Perfect, with X on our side it’ll be 4on3,” said Jesse.
*Back to Insanellama and the others*
They turned the corner, Jesse, James, and Jeff jumped out of the bushes. “Come on X show your true colors, help us defeat those 3” said James. X’s only reply was to take off his cap, and face the underside of the bill towards them. “WHAT! WHERE’S THE TR BADGE!” said Jesse. “X has gone straight and narrow guys, buy a clue.” said Insanellama. “Look, we don’t have time for this,” Toocold said reaching into his pocket and grabbing a smoke bomb. When it hit the ground, it errupted in a cloud of smoke, when the smoke cleared, the Team Rocket members were alone.
“Sure gave them the slip,” said Firestorm to Toocold. “Yea, but that was the last smoke grenade I had from my time as a Navy Seal, we’re gonna have to use home-made stuff now. They walked back into the building, and re-joined the group. Insanellama related the tale to the rest of the group, and they all had a chuckle and Jesse and James’s expense.
Team Rocket, returns to the PokeMon Enthusiasts’ Club, eager to catch Icy, the Human Pikachu…
“If we get Icy in a Pokeball, he must obey us!!!” Jesse told her henchman.
“You two: go seal up the back door, James and I will trap them in the front.
Get your PokeMon ready!!!”
Team Rocket prepared to attack the building as Clan Caterpie & friends were still unwitting of their plans to capture Icy.
Smoke filled the room…
“Prepare for trouble”
“Make it double!”
“To protect the world from devastation”
“I’m TOOCOLD”
“And I’m FIRESTORM”
“Together, we are FIRE & ICE!!!”
“And we are Clan Caterpie… and we are gonna whoop your ass insect-style!”
In a frightening barrage of PokeMon, Jesse and James sent out Arbok and Weezing. Their henchman sent out a Grimer and a Persian… Random heeded the call to action by sending out Snorlax. Insanellama thrust out a ball containing Rapidash. Icy sent out…. himself… “C’mon Fire & Ice, we need your help!” Llama yelled! “Dev, Christof, BH, X: Don’t just stand there!!” Icy breathed into his translator, before releasing a thunder shock upon the Arbok…
A bloody battle was about to ensue….
“Wanna help at all? Dev , Christof, BH, c’mon” Random pleads while ordering Snorlax into the onslaught…
“Sure! Psyduck Go!!!”
Psyduck? how utilitarian of you!!! Random’s PokeDex yelled from his pocket.
“This thing kicks ass!!!” Random shouts!
Clan Caterpie is getting thoroughly walloped, despite superior effort from a psychic Pikachu and a well-trained Rapidash. Weezing is spewing toxic sludge on the whole squad.
Icy gave orders to himself… “Me: use Thunder!!!” “KAAAAACHHHHHUU!!!!!!” The shock split a small hole in the ceiling, but fired Weezing into Psyduck, and arose such a clatter (quoth a poem). THUNDER: an awesome electric attack, TM number-something… Random’s PokeDex was a little screwy…
“Psi yie yie….” Psyduck was battle-weary…
“DO… SOMETHING PSYDUCk!!!” Black Hole pleaded…
“Psi yie yie…. DUCK?” The Psyduck thought for a moment, gripped its headache at the temples, and mentally launched all of Team Rocket out of the gaping hole in the roof.
Confusion: Psyduck’s only good attack Random’s PokeDex exclaimed.
“I LOVE THIS THING!!!” Random played with his new gift… The Clan, plus FIRE and ICE, minus Dev and Christof, rejoiced, “WE WON AGAIN!!! w00t!!!!”
Random turned to Dev and Christof, “Why didn’t you two help?” Random wasn’t angry, just curious.
“We don’t know.”
“Ok.”
The Clan practiced the Sacred Caterpie Victory Dance, until interrupted by the Enthusiasts’ Club president, “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BUILDING????” He yelled, pointing to the hole Icy caused.
“we… jus….er…. sorry..ma’am…. er….. sir…” Insanellama was trying to be polite.
“GET OUT!!!!”
Random reached into his wallet and dropped $2,000 on the table by the door on the way out.
“Random, how do you have so much cash?” Dev asked.
“I won the jackpot at ROCKET GAME CORNER.” Random flashed his wad of cash.
“Awesome, do you think you could buy us a suite on the S.S. Anne?”
“Why not!!!” Random agreed.
The Clan and friends continued to travel Vermillion City for more exciting things to do, biding their time until the S.S Anne comes along…
To Be Continued…
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